Angry Wife Sends Epic Letter To Her Cheating Husband’s Mistress

May 18 | 706 sharesStefan Armitage

Growing up my parents always taught me that cheats never prosper. Although I'm sure that when they were telling me this they were referring to sports and school tests, not shagging your friend's mate while your partner is upstairs. However, the phrase can be applied to all situations.

Take this guy, for example, who was caught cheating on live TV:

While some people choose to stay by their spouse's side when they are unfaithful, others do not. They ditch them quicker than Tiger Woods' endorsement deals, just like Melanie. The mother of two discovered that her husband had been fooling around with a mistress named Jennifer. She wasn't having any of it and responded in a truly epic fashion.

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Melanie decided that Jennifer could have her husband but wanted her to note the 7 following rules.

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Rule 1

"You are going to have to financially support him. I say this because we have 2 children together (but you knew that) which means that he will have to give up a sizeable chunk of his pay to support them in the manner they deserve. Please keep in mind that since he has kept me a stay at home Mom for the better part of the last 11 years he will also be paying me alimony. So forget about his money honey cause it's mine!"

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Rule 2

"You will have to provide him with new attire. You see after he stepped from our (now mine) shower this morning dripping wet and naked is when I discovered your little 'love bites'. It just so happened that at that EXACT momnt a giant black hole appeared in my home and devoured almost all of his clothing. Therefore, he will come to you almost naked (lucky you). The bright side is that you can dress him any [way you like]."

Rule 3

"You will have to give him up every other weekend. This time will be set aside for his visits with his children. Since he openly admitted (in front of several people) that you are just 'some dumb drunk' that he met at a 'tweakers' house you will be banned from these visits for fear of my children's safety. Just so you know, that is also going to be the reason to have his visits limited (if not supervised). After all WTF was HE doing at a 'tweakers' house in the first place?"

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Rule 4

"You will not be having a proper sex life. Yes, I know that you didn't make love to him last night. Since his back injury 4 years ago his manhood hasn't worked right. Too bad for you because before that it was THE BEST SEX EVER and we made love all the time! By the way, No it CANNOT be fixed. It's nerve damage sweetie, deal with it!"

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Rule 5

"You will NOT return him to me. I will NOT have him. He messed up when he touched you! I was a good wife to him and he had a good thing going on here. Don't be surprised if you don't live up to me because you won't and he will make you miserable for it."

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Rule 6

"He will blame you for ALL of this. He told me, with tears in his eyes, that you giggled to him 'I hope your wife sees that'. I don't know if you said it or not. I don't really care. However, just in case you did, your wish came true. I did see it, and he's pissed. He's so mad that you made that comment that when I punched him in the eye he apologized to me! Yes, I know violence is wrong and to be honest I've never hit anyone before. However, I am not sorry that I did and if I could have that moment back I would have simply aimed lower."

Rule 7

"This one isn't really a rule, more like a friendly warning. I will make sure to take up as much of his time with the most petty sh*t I can find to spite you. I will make it my hobby to hurt him and you the same amount my kids are hurting right now. Please be aware that he will take it, he will deal with it for years with a smile. I was with him for 12 years, I know him better. Yes, I do feel completely justified in my actions. Just in case you were wondering."

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In short: he's all yours Jennifer.

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Cheating is not big and it's not clever boys and girls, eventually you will get found out and more often than not destroy your family in the process. If you do manage to go through life living a lie then surely it will slowly eat you up inside. So really we should all just be faithful and get along. It makes sense, right?